Faster than the IRS! More powerful than a corrupt lawyer! Able to destroy families in a single bound!
Look, up in the sky! It's a cloud! It's a volcano! No It's teesquare's barbecue!
Yes, it's going to destroy all of us on this planet, But wait the EPA has powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal politicians. The EPA, can change the course of mighty rivers, destroy the American way in their bare hands, and who, disguised as a caring government, mild-mannered souls for a greater America, fights a never-ending battle for ending the traditional American way.