All this high class wine you guys are posting is way, way too expensive. The cheapest wine i've found, per ounce, at my store, is Gallo jug burgundy (gallon). The best vintage is Wednesday. You can keep it behind the water heater on the back porch and seek out a slug when you need one. Dynamite with ribs. Can also be used to remove grease marks from stainless steel and quickly take bugs off the windshield.
Cheers!
Hub