I will confess to you that I am a bit envious....You are uninfluenced by fad and fashion...Hats always fit consistently, and your cost of maintenance is lower.
I had a fiend once that was very hairy. He contracted Alopecia...and lost ALL hair on his head and body. He was grief stricken, and mournful about it for...about 90 days. Then he began to realize that there were several advantages....
So a few years later - all of his hair grew back. Now he is perturbed with having to deal with having hair again!
Our temporal, carnal existence is often more about our reaction to the ebb and flow of the waves we ride...that the self-delusional belief that we "control" our lives.....