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Title: The Lawyer ...
Post by: smoker pete on June 22, 2017, 05:17:52 PM

A preacher, a doctor, and a lawyer were out playing golf. They came upon a foursome playing in front of them that seemed to be taking an unreasonably long time out on the fairway and out on the greens! After a long wait they finally asked the greens keeper what is taking so long up there? He explained that the golfers were all blind ex-firefighters and that they had all been injured in a horrible fire. He said that they are allowed to play for free once a week here.

The preacher said "how terrible"! I will have my entire church start to pray for them daily.

The doctor said "I have a close friend who is a senior ophthalmologist and I will ask him to have a look to see if he can help them in anyway".

The lawyer said, "why can't they play at night"?

Title: Re: The Lawyer ...
Post by: smokeasaurus on June 22, 2017, 05:23:26 PM

BAM!!!!!!!! :D :D

Title: Re: The Lawyer ...
Post by: CDN Smoker on June 22, 2017, 06:26:10 PM

LMAO ;D

Title: Re: The Lawyer ...
Post by: RAD on June 22, 2017, 06:57:20 PM

Sounds about right.

Title: Re: The Lawyer ...
Post by: teesquare on June 22, 2017, 07:10:34 PM

Attorneys get such grief of their insensitivity....but they need more grief.... :D :D :D

Title: The Lawyer ...
Post by: Pappymn on June 22, 2017, 07:10:38 PM

Boom


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Title: Re: The Lawyer ...
Post by: Big Dawg on June 23, 2017, 01:47:16 PM

Quote from: Henry VI, Part2, Act IV, Scene 2

"wa'DIch Doch lawyers Hoch Ha' HoH maH"

BD