Well, well, well. The Turtle has reached that awesome milestone of 75 years today. I thought that you would never catch up to Jaxon and me. Congratulations and Happy Birthday! I understand that you and SWMBO are dining tonight at Morton's in San Fransisco. I can't make that reservation, but I will hit Morton's in Orlando tonight to celebrate your birth in absentia and, of course, charge it on your running tab.
Have a great celebration today, but do it in moderation because you are really old and your old bones and joints can't take what you are probably going to try to put them through. Happy Birthday and welcome to old age.