Every once in a while I do some tinkering in the kitchen. I try to come up with something that I haven't eaten before. Do you ever just get sick of food? Where nothing sounds good? I do. That's what lead to this creation. This wasn't done recently, it's just in the RG Archives and I figured I'd share it with y'all
Picture quality is not my usual but sometimes I just roll with my crappy cell phone but you get the gist of it.
There are lots of pictures on this one, even though they suck I felt compelled to take lots and share them all I guess, who knows?
Sit back, relax and let me paint a picture of days gone by as I weave a tale of misspent youth (hey, it was a few months back so yeah, I WAS younger!). It was a mundane Monday afternoon, not unlike any other day I suppose. I was in the kitchen scrounging for something to eat but nothing was piquing my interest so I had an idea. "Why not take those ABTs and Moinks that I have left over from yesterday's smoke and make a pizza?" So, after agreeing with the voices in my head, that's what I set out to do. So strap in kiddies, it's going to be a bumpy ride (not really, I just wanted to add a little excitement!). It went a little like this :
I took out the kitchenaid and whipped up a batch of dough. I normally make it and let it rise, punch it down,portion it and let it proof overnight in the fridge. I wasn't having any of that today! Nope. Made it, socked it in it's dough face, ripped off a chunk, let it rise again then slapped it around until it it complied with my request to make it round and flat. While I was abusing the dough the wife had a pot of homemade Alfredo bubbling on the stove. That pizza dough looked mighty worried, he KNEW that hot cheese was coming his way. I almost felt sorry for him.....almost.
We were nearing the deadline as lunch hours were waning, we were steadily approaching that time where you wonder should you even eat now, is it too late for lunch? Is this an early dinner? Our backs were up against the wall and I had but a mere split second to make a decision. I didn't come THIS far to turn back now. I....WAS...GOING...FOR...IT!!! I, with ninja like reflexes and skill, slapped that pizza together so fast I had Domino's calling me offering me a job! I assembled the creation thusly : dough, alfredo, sliced moinks, a sprinkling of cheese, whole ABTs. more cheese. Onto a screaming hot pizza stone on the Keg it went. Toward the end, I added a swirl of my homemade bbq sauce (the same one used on the moinks) and it was good eats!
I ate until I was content. What about my Wife you ask? She was having none of it, she doesn't care for Moinks (
she's weird!) I look at it as she just let the big dog eat, the KING feasted and the Land was safe again, or something heroic sounding like that. I am at the end of the story so I literally am just making stuff up now so.......you've heard the tale of all tales now gaze upon my pictures! There's a lot of them, but you'll find that at the end, you'll be longing for more and dare I say that you'll revisit this thread over and over and re-read it because.....well....you'll not even be able to answer that really. You just can't help yourself.
THE END!
**RECIPES**
MoinksAtomic Buffalo TurdsRG's Hand Tossed Pizza Dough