After spending 23 years in the Marine Corps, I have come to appreciate living in more peaceful times. Frankly, I have no strength left to defend myself if I had to anyway. I don't mind waiting for the Police to take 2 hours to arrive because I can sign on to LTBBQ and read a few posts and check out some of the outstanding recipes of the day. It's ok to invade my home, rape my wife who is a dish, and kill my pets. I always can get a new wife much younger and a new dog and cat. That's ok, I'm easy.
Oh, I forgot, this is the Republic of Texas. Things are done differently here. Everyone is too busy smoking food in their backyards so the crime levels are low.