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Offline LostArrow

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Dante's Inferno
« Reply #-1 on: November 07, 2013, 11:40:03 AM »
While marriage is a HOLY union , surely a wedding is the work of the devil ::)
As my daughters wedding approaches Saturday I surely feel like  Dante as he approached the gates of hell :o
Women are sneaky , daughter calls Tuesday to tell me to bring checkbook >:(
Talked to wife ( she's been in New Orleans since Monday ) Wednesday & mentioned they had gone over budget & found out she had not been told & I was to soft & should have refused :o
Middle daughter calls ( maid of honor) she's fed up with mom & her sister & expects me to take her & friends in for the wedding drinking tonite ( Thursday) my treat!
It's a good thing I only have 2 daughters , couldn't afford another!

The one next to the old fat f----- is the bride
None of them are cheap dates ::)



At least Lucy still loves me!

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Dante's Inferno
« on: November 07, 2013, 11:48:19 AM »
You never really had a chance did ya? Congrats.....I think ???
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Re: Dante's Inferno
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2013, 11:55:18 AM »
All I can say is "I'm sorry."
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Re: Dante's Inferno
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2013, 11:59:53 AM »
I have two daughters also.  they are expensive.  have a good time at the wedding papa.  pull your zipper up.   ::)
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Re: Dante's Inferno
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2013, 12:08:20 PM »
Quote from: sparky1 on November 07, 2013, 11:59:53 AM
I have two daughters also.  they are expensive.  have a good time at the wedding papa.  pull your zipper up.   ::)

Yes please.  ???

We also have two daughters, but much like their parents, they have learned and are learning to be frugal (i.e. cheap). Older daughter called her mother recently, complaining about the high price of well, everything and she is glad that we taught her the value of coupons & waiting for things to go on sale. We are very proud.

I offered only half jokingly that any future wedding will be preceded with a cash offer rather than trying to create another "wedding of the century." It doesn't make you any more or less married based on the final bill.


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Re: Dante's Inferno
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2013, 12:31:20 PM »
Nice family
My daughter is getting married in May. I found out very early in the planning process that the only decision I get to make is whether or not to write the check in blue ink or black ink.
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Re: Dante's Inferno
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2013, 12:52:05 PM »
Bring the check book. Pay the bills. Cry at your daughter's wedding. Pray to God and thank him or her that you got of rid of one them now.

Then, pack your bags and you and Lucy go on a vacation!

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Re: Dante's Inferno
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2013, 12:57:59 PM »
Great looking family. The "blonde" on your lap is pretty darn good looking too!

Your stories make me nervous - I have two daughters as well (13 & 15.) I've told them they can start dating at 30 and get married at 40 - I should be long gone by then...  ;) ;D

Congratulations - I am sure the wedding will be wonderful, and you will be proud.
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Re: Dante's Inferno
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2013, 02:41:43 PM »
Well thankfully I only have one daughter ::)

Some one might need a stiff drink... or 12 8)
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Offline Ka Honu

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Re: Dante's Inferno
« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2013, 05:50:39 PM »
Quote from: drholly on November 07, 2013, 12:57:59 PM
... The "blonde" on your lap...
Quote from: sparky1 on November 07, 2013, 11:59:53 AM
... pull your zipper up. 


I wasn't gonna go there. Now I don't have to.
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Re: Dante's Inferno
« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2013, 12:23:48 AM »
Before we had kids I wanted girls, ended up with two boys - now glad that I did  ;D
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Re: Dante's Inferno
« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2013, 09:03:44 AM »
Glad I have 3 boys.. Congrats on your daughters wedding.
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Re: Dante's Inferno
« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2013, 12:41:00 PM »
Congrats.   

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Re: Dante's Inferno
« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2013, 02:29:19 PM »
Congratulations, a good looking family.  Lucy has the right idea.
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Re: Dante's Inferno
« Reply #13 on: November 08, 2013, 03:48:27 PM »
Got my 2 daughters married off a long while ago.  Told the grooms......I had a no return policy  ;D
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