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General => General Discussion & Topics => Humor => Topic started by: teesquare on February 23, 2012, 03:42:51 PM

Title: WORLDS SHORTEST IRISH JOKE........
Post by: teesquare on February 23, 2012, 03:42:51 PM

 

  And Irish guy walks out of a bar...........

Title: Re: WORLDS SHORTEST IRISH JOKE........
Post by: Ka Honu on February 23, 2012, 04:24:12 PM

I think that falls more in the realm of fantasy fiction.

Title: Re: WORLDS SHORTEST IRISH JOKE........
Post by: teesquare on February 23, 2012, 05:00:18 PM

O.k....But it is FUNNY fantasy/fiction! <G>

Title: Re: WORLDS SHORTEST IRISH JOKE........
Post by: smokeasaurus on February 23, 2012, 07:55:46 PM

You won't see that one happen often........I used to either get carried out from either too many brewskies or too many fists to the face!!! Usually a combination of the both!!  I stay home these days!!

Title: Re: WORLDS SHORTEST IRISH JOKE........
Post by: teesquare on February 23, 2012, 08:33:53 PM

Uh...speaking of fists in the face...Turtle...? Come clean....tell us what happened to yer mug?

Title: Re: WORLDS SHORTEST IRISH JOKE........
Post by: smokeasaurus on February 24, 2012, 11:34:19 AM

Yeah, what made Mr. Hand turn into Mr. Fist??

Title: Re: WORLDS SHORTEST IRISH JOKE........
Post by: Ka Honu on February 25, 2012, 11:11:31 PM

Quote from: teesquare on February 23, 2012, 08:33:53 PM

Come clean....tell us what happened

I'm much better now but I can't quite remember what did the actual damage ...

As I recall the day, first I jumped in front of a city bus and rescued a young mother and her baby. Then I got jumped by three muggers and it took a while to teach them some manners. Finally, I shared a bit more than a quart of Cabo reposado with a friend and did a self-propelled, tequila-fueled, face plant in my driveway.

Must have been one of the first two.  I know I'm not stupid enough to have done the last one (except maybe last Monday).

Title: Re: WORLDS SHORTEST IRISH JOKE........
Post by: teesquare on February 26, 2012, 08:40:07 AM

I will vote for the Superman story!............


But....did the crowd get to see your big red  "S".......... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D??????


Seriously tho - that pavement shows no remorse. It can and will hurt you - and just lay there laughing about it. But trust me - it's brother - gravel - is no better :)

T

Title: Re: WORLDS SHORTEST IRISH JOKE........
Post by: smokeasaurus on February 26, 2012, 10:03:21 AM

I don't recall hearing that story on the news or in the paper Turtle......because that story she is news-worthy!!