My old age research

[deestafford]

As y'all know the Fall Gathering is in three weeks and I'm doing a number of things in preparation.

Knowing that Don and Jack are going to be there and recalling last year I decided to do some research on elderly people and certain characteristics they may exhibit so I can be prepared for these two.

Was I surprised when I found that the elderly like them are the biggest carriers of AIDS:

HEARING AIDS
BAND AIDS
ROLL AIDS
WALKING AIDS
MEDICAL AIDS
MOST OF ALL,
MONETARY AIDS TO THEIR CHILDREN

Let's not forger HIV (Hair is Vanishing)


Just remember: Life is like a hot bath, the longer you stay in it the more wrinkles you get.

Hopefully, the above information will be helpful in explaining their actions to you others who will be there.

Dee

[ACW3]

You might need to add a few more names to the list.  There are a couple of us (Dee included) that resemble that research.

Art

[sliding_billy]

Just a number my friends.  Your number is pretty long though. 

[TMB]

Put me in for WAlKING AIDS

You may need to hire me a bell boy to get my things up those stairs

[HighOnSmoke]

You might need to add a few more names to the list.  There are a couple of us (Dee included) that resemble that research.

Art

I think I should be on that list too!