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Offline Pappymn

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Congress gets kidnapped
« Reply #-1 on: July 24, 2015, 06:07:31 PM »
A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC.
Nothing was moving.
Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped the entire US Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire.
We are going from car to car, collecting donations."
"How much is everyone giving, on an average?" the driver asks.
The man replies, "Roughly a gallon."
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Re: Congress gets kidnapped
« on: July 24, 2015, 08:30:06 PM »
BAM  :D :D
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Re: Congress gets kidnapped
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2015, 09:33:38 PM »
The truth does hurt!  :D

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Re: Congress gets kidnapped
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2015, 10:25:00 PM »
Give 'em all Roman Candles! We can turn this into the next national holiday..... ;) :D
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Re: Congress gets kidnapped
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2015, 11:42:19 PM »
Forgive me for digressing, but Smoke I just have to say that your avatar cracked me up.
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Re: Congress gets kidnapped
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2015, 09:33:29 AM »
Good one Pappy! :D
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Re: Congress gets kidnapped
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2015, 10:15:34 AM »
I agree with that.  We have a country founded by geniuses and run by idiots.  Dee
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Re: Congress gets kidnapped
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2015, 11:54:22 AM »
Forgive me for digressing, but Smoke I just have to say that your avatar cracked me up.

Me too. I chuckle everytime I see it. 
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Re: Congress gets kidnapped
« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2015, 12:09:06 PM »
Forgive me for digressing, but Smoke I just have to say that your avatar cracked me up.

Me too. I chuckle everytime I see it.
But has it been neutered?

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Re: Congress gets kidnapped
« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2015, 12:27:13 PM »
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Re: Congress gets kidnapped
« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2015, 04:18:51 PM »
Forgive me for digressing, but Smoke I just have to say that your avatar cracked me up.

Me too. I chuckle everytime I see it.
But has it been neutered?


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