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So...about that fat guy in the red suit....
« Reply #-1 on: December 14, 2011, 10:58:37 PM »


Since I do not know him like many of you...I hear tales that you folks try to troll him in and appease him with cookies....I think he is an adult - so why not treat him like one! ;D



Actually the Mrs. and I went to Knoxville TN today ( closest city outside NC that has non-state owned liquor stores...MUCH cheaper and greater variety)

Then, stopped at Bass Pro and picked up another bottle of...well - you decide...





O.K.....It is not alcohol...



And - it is made in Fairhope AL...Isn't someone on this forum from there???
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Re: So...about that fat guy in the red suit....
« on: December 15, 2011, 08:25:56 AM »
Tee I just got a bottle of that stuff in the Bradley Christmas exchange. I used some on pulled pork and it was good stuff ;)
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Re: So...about that fat guy in the red suit....
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2011, 08:53:59 AM »
Which stuff? You did NOT pour Knb Creek single barrel on did you????muebe!!! Oh man!! QUICK- Drink the juice on the plate!!!  jk...I know you mean the hot sauce ;D
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Re: So...about that fat guy in the red suit....
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2011, 09:14:59 AM »
Nice,  almost makes me want to drink again!  No forget that thought  ;)
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Re: So...about that fat guy in the red suit....
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2011, 09:54:45 AM »
That is gonna be one happy fat guy when he leaves your place
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« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2011, 11:03:57 AM »
I'm liking that bottle of Patron sitting there right in front..and the Makers Mark too.  Pam   ★*˚°。°
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Re: So...about that fat guy in the red suit....
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2011, 01:45:59 PM »
Tee, next time you are down here you need to stop at Total Wine. Their liquor side is great. Best selection in Greenville and the wine side has the largest selection in the area.
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Re: So...about that fat guy in the red suit....
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2011, 01:54:45 PM »
Good to know Ron!

Will look them up. Lot's non-wine adult beverages?

( BTW - I define "adult beverages" as those can make an adult act like an adolescent if not consumed responsibly ;D ) And...is SC an ABC state or are there privately owned liquor stores?

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Re: So...about that fat guy in the red suit....
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2011, 03:00:25 PM »
All privately owned liquor stores in SC and yes lots of non-wine adult beverages and the best micro beer and high gravity beer section there is in this area. They are on Woodruff Road across from Whole Foods in the Shops at Greenridge
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Re: So...about that fat guy in the red suit....
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2011, 03:14:49 PM »
That is great Ron - I had no idea ...

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Re: So...about that fat guy in the red suit....
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2011, 03:43:45 PM »
http://www.totalwine.com/

They have stores all up and down the east coast and even a few out west in CA, NV and AZ
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Re: So...about that fat guy in the red suit....
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2011, 09:39:03 PM »
If the red suited fella partakes of that he ain't leavin your house.  Dee
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Re: So...about that fat guy in the red suit....
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2011, 09:48:18 PM »
If the red suited fella partakes of that he ain't leavin your house.  Dee
And NOW you understand a bit of my Logistics Analysis training Dee!!! ;D....

 My plan would be to hide all the stuff in the sack - when he wakes up have playin' cards layin' all around - and tell him that he got too lit to remember the card game - whence he lost an entire year of the elves hard work.... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Gee - I think even the Turtle may approve of my curmudgeonly ideas.... ;) ;D
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