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Offline hikerman

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Re: Arguing with a woman!
« Reply #14 on: July 22, 2016, 08:49:04 AM »
Whenever a "deep subject" comes up, I reach for insight from the "deep subject guru", George Carlin.
And, arguing with a woman is... a deep subject!
"Here's all you have to know about men and women:
Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is because men are stupid!"
                                                     ~ George Carlin ~
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Re: Arguing with a woman!
« Reply #15 on: July 22, 2016, 09:59:40 AM »
Quote from: stalag on July 22, 2016, 02:28:10 AM
Quote from: Smokin Don on July 22, 2016, 01:36:17 AM
Glad you all liked this one, dedicated to Dee!!! Don
Since I don't have one of these "wife" things, I sit in the peanut gallery snickering and fanning flames every once in a while!

I have had two of those "things" and they are overrated IMHO :P
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Re: Arguing with a woman!
« Reply #16 on: July 22, 2016, 10:12:53 AM »
Two words - "yes dear"
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Re: Arguing with a woman!
« Reply #17 on: July 22, 2016, 10:29:38 AM »
Come guys..man up..makeup seks is great.  just sayin.    .☆´¯`•.¸¸. ི♥ྀ. 
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Re: Arguing with a woman!
« Reply #18 on: July 22, 2016, 10:33:53 AM »
Quote from: Pam Gould on July 22, 2016, 10:29:38 AM
Come guys..man up..makeup seks is great.  just sayin.    .☆´¯`•.¸¸. ི♥ྀ.

What is that?
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Re: Arguing with a woman!
« Reply #19 on: July 22, 2016, 10:38:20 AM »
Quote from: stalag on July 22, 2016, 10:33:53 AM
Quote from: Pam Gould on July 22, 2016, 10:29:38 AM
Come guys..man up..makeup seks is great.  just sayin.    .☆´¯`•.¸¸. ི♥ྀ.

What is that?

Yeah! Nothing wrong with make up sex....but makeup seks...not so sure about! :D
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Re: Arguing with a woman!
« Reply #20 on: July 22, 2016, 10:54:35 AM »
Quote from: hikerman on July 22, 2016, 10:38:20 AM
Quote from: stalag on July 22, 2016, 10:33:53 AM
Quote from: Pam Gould on July 22, 2016, 10:29:38 AM
Come guys..man up..makeup seks is great.  just sayin.    .☆´¯`•.¸¸. ི♥ྀ.

What is that?

Yeah! Nothing wrong with make up sex....but makeup seks...not so sure about! :D
use your  imagination and sound it out.  just sayin  LOL    .☆´¯`•.¸¸. ི♥ྀ. 
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Re: Arguing with a woman!
« Reply #21 on: July 22, 2016, 11:38:39 AM »
Quote from: Pam Gould on July 22, 2016, 10:54:35 AM
Quote from: hikerman on July 22, 2016, 10:38:20 AM
Quote from: stalag on July 22, 2016, 10:33:53 AM
Quote from: Pam Gould on July 22, 2016, 10:29:38 AM
Come guys..man up..makeup seks is great.  just sayin.    .☆´¯`•.¸¸. ི♥ྀ.

What is that?

Yeah! Nothing wrong with make up sex....but makeup seks...not so sure about! :D
use your  imagination and sound it out.  just sayin  LOL    .☆´¯`•.¸¸. ི♥ྀ.
Since this woman thing is unknown to me, I reiterate, what is this "make up thing" and "wife" thing? 
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Re: Arguing with a woman!
« Reply #22 on: July 22, 2016, 11:40:55 AM »
http://www.funny2.com/wifeandgirlfriend.htm

After this all I see is problems.  Being a scientist, I only operate on direct experience.  But this might help understand a little perspective!
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Re: Arguing with a woman!
« Reply #23 on: July 22, 2016, 11:56:58 AM »
In all seriousness I've been with Mrs TF for 31 years. I've got two wonderful children and two beautiful grandkids and wouldn't trade those 31 years for all the tea in China. Not like it's alway a bed of roses mind you, but what in life is?
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« Reply #24 on: July 22, 2016, 12:01:58 PM »
Quote from: tailfeathers on July 22, 2016, 11:56:58 AM
In all seriousness I've been with Mrs TF for 31 years. I've got two wonderful children and two beautiful grandkids and wouldn't trade those 31 years for all the tea in China. Not like it's alway a bed of roses mind you, but what in life is?

Congrats to you. 31 years is amazing.

It takes two to make it work and you have a winner it seems.

When the other person keeps hurting you do you stay for the sake of it or make yourself happy?

I don't regret any decision I have made.

Luckily I found someone now who makes me more happy than I ever have been. Better late than never.
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Re: Arguing with a woman!
« Reply #25 on: July 22, 2016, 12:10:03 PM »
Quote from: muebe on July 22, 2016, 12:01:58 PM
Quote from: tailfeathers on July 22, 2016, 11:56:58 AM
In all seriousness I've been with Mrs TF for 31 years. I've got two wonderful children and two beautiful grandkids and wouldn't trade those 31 years for all the tea in China. Not like it's alway a bed of roses mind you, but what in life is?

Congrats to you. 31 years is amazing.

It takes two to make it work and you have a winner it seems.

When the other person keeps hurting you do you stay for the sake of it or make yourself happy?

I don't regret any decision I have made.

Luckily I found someone now who makes me more happy than I ever have been. Better late than never.
Yeah I think I lucked out on the first go round where a lot of folks don't. And you are absolutely correct, late beats never all hollow! Best wishes! ;D
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« Reply #26 on: July 22, 2016, 01:23:36 PM »
Quote from: muebe on July 22, 2016, 12:01:58 PM
Quote from: tailfeathers on July 22, 2016, 11:56:58 AM
In all seriousness I've been with Mrs TF for 31 years. I've got two wonderful children and two beautiful grandkids and wouldn't trade those 31 years for all the tea in China. Not like it's alway a bed of roses mind you, but what in life is?

Congrats to you. 31 years is amazing.

It takes two to make it work and you have a winner it seems.

When the other person keeps hurting you do you stay for the sake of it or make yourself happy?

I don't regret any decision I have made.

Luckily I found someone now who makes me more happy than I ever have been. Better late than never.
Atta boy. I got it right on the second try
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Re: Arguing with a woman!
« Reply #27 on: July 22, 2016, 01:27:40 PM »
I am like Pappy, I got it right the second time and in Aug. will be 50 years. Like TF it is not always a bed of roses; we have some bad times and some good and the good outweighs the bad. It just takes work on both sides to make it work! Don
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Re: Arguing with a woman!
« Reply #28 on: July 28, 2016, 01:40:33 PM »
Quote from: stalag on July 22, 2016, 11:40:55 AM
http://www.funny2.com/wifeandgirlfriend.htm

I am currently running Wife 4.0.
I have been running this version for 32 years now with very few glitches.
When a problem arises, I just say "OK" and walk into a different room. (usually my bar ;) ;))
When I return, the system usually seems to be running as it should. ( several years ago I programmed into the system the following command:
C:\"OK" MEANS, I DON'T & NEVER WILL AGREE WITH THAT, BUT I WILL NOT ARGUE WITH YOU ABOUT IT)
So far the system has recognized it & performed an automatic restart.   :D :D
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