My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds ... only 15 to go.
Ate salad for dinner ...mostly croutons & tomatoes ... really just
one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce ... and cheese...
FINE, it was a pizza... I ate a pizza!
How to prepare Tofu:
1. Throw it in the trash.
2. Grill some meat.
I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.
I don't mean to brag but... I finished my 14-day diet food in 3
hours and 20 minutes.
A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight
live longer than men who mention it.
Kids today don't know how easy they have it... when I was young,
I had to walk through 9 feet of shag carpet to change the TV channel.
Senility has been a smooth transition for me.
Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero out they closed school? Me neither.
I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or
talented ... I forgot where I was going with this.
I love being over 60 ... I learn something new every day ... and
forget 5 others.
A thief broke into my house last night ... He started searching
for money ... so I woke up and searched with him.
My dentist told me I need a Crown ... I said, "You bet, pour mine
over the rocks".
I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead
and call it a day.
"Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed."
