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Offline teesquare

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Here comes Porker-Claus....
« Reply #-1 on: January 22, 2012, 04:21:16 PM »



As much as I loveBBQ pork...I just could not bring myself to drive this.

So - I ask you....

Can you come up with some captions for this photo?

Here are a few of my (twisted) thoughts:

1. "Hey baby...it *IS* the other white meat"...

2. Wanna go hoggin'? ;D

3. Careful - it is open season on hogs gone wild!!!!

4. Pick up some slaw, and fries - and we got a party!

5. Come on baby - you ever been with a man that oinks?

6. Get those pork skins outta here!!!
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Re: Here comes Porker-Claus....
« on: January 22, 2012, 04:27:21 PM »
Only at a Wal Mart...and he has Ohio tags...Pammie do you know this guy

1. I can make you squeal too.

2. Paddle faster..I hear banjos playing

3. How about making some bacon

4. My tail ain't the only thing twisted
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Re: Here comes Porker-Claus....
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2012, 05:25:37 PM »
Ron..he is a cuz o' mine..you know..the one you try to avoid and they refuses to be avoided..LOL  ☆´¯`•.¸¸. ི♥ྀ
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Re: Here comes Porker-Claus....
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2012, 05:29:24 PM »
Pam, I know a few of them being born and raised in WV   :o :o ::) ::)
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Re: Here comes Porker-Claus....
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2012, 05:29:52 PM »
Quote from: Pam Gould on January 22, 2012, 05:25:37 PM
Ron..he is a cuz o' mine..you know..the one you try to avoid and they refuses to be avoided..LOL  ☆´¯`•.¸¸. ི♥ྀ

Please don't say "kissin' cousins"...oh please just don't say it.... ;D
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Re: Here comes Porker-Claus....
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2012, 06:34:16 PM »
Quote from: teesquare on January 22, 2012, 05:29:52 PM
Quote from: Pam Gould on January 22, 2012, 05:25:37 PM
Ron..he is a cuz o' mine..you know..the one you try to avoid and they refuses to be avoided..LOL  ☆´¯`•.¸¸. ི♥ྀ

Please don't say "kissin' cousins"...oh please just don't say it.... ;D
Nooooo..the family tree still forks.  ☆´¯`•.¸¸. ི♥ྀ
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Re: Here comes Porker-Claus....
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2012, 07:10:06 PM »
The obvious caption...


"I told you he was a road hog!"
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Re: Here comes Porker-Claus....
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2012, 07:17:49 PM »
Is this the road to Aintree????
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Re: Here comes Porker-Claus....
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2012, 07:19:42 PM »
Not sure the pi would get onto the Brit's Grand Prix course..... :D
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