This is from the paper in Mt Vernon, TX
Mt. Vernon, TX...House of Prostitution Sues Local Church Over Lightning Strike!
Diamond D's brothel began expansion of their building to increase ever-growing business. In response, the local Baptist Church started a campaign to block the business from expanding---with morning, afternoon, and evening prayer services at their church.
Work on Diamond D's progressed right up until the week before the grand reopening---when lightning struck the brothel and burned it to the ground!
After the cat house was burned to the ground by the lightning strike, the church folks were rather smug in their outlook, bragging about the "power of prayer"
But late last week, "Big Jugs" Jill Diamond, the owner/madam, sued the church, the preacher, and the entire congregation on the grounds that the church..."was ultimately responsible for the demise of her building and her business...either through direct or indirect actions or means."
In its reply to the court, the church vehemently and vociferously denied any and all responsibility or any connection to the building's demise.
The crusty old judge read through the plaintiff's complaint and the defendant's reply, and at the opening of the hearing, commented, "I don't know how in the h$ll I'm going to decide this case, but it appears from the paperwork that we now have a cat house owner who staunchly believes in the power of prayer, and the entire church congregation that thinks it's bullsh$t.
Dee
