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Offline CaptJack

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..and God said...
« Reply #-1 on: June 16, 2013, 08:19:05 AM »
..and God said...

God said, "Adam, I want you to do something for Me."

Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?"

God said, "Go down into that valley."

Adam said, "What's a valley?"

God explained it to him. Then God said, "Cross the river."

Adam said, "What's a river?"

God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the hill...."

Adam said, "What is a hill?"

So, God explained to Adam what a hill was. He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave."

Adam said, 'What's a cave?'

After God explained, He said, "In the cave you will find a woman."

Adam said, "What's a woman?'

So God explained that to him, too. Then, God said, 'I want you to reproduce."

Adam said, "How do I do that?" 

God first said (under His breath), "Geez....."

And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well.

So, Adam goes down into the valley,

across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman.

Then, in about five minutes, he was back.

God, His patience wearing thin, said angrily, "What is it now?"

And Adam said....

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Re: ..and God said...
« on: June 16, 2013, 09:26:03 AM »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: ..and God said...
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2013, 07:43:26 AM »
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Re: ..and God said...
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2013, 09:19:38 AM »
I love it...lol.  ;*))
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Re: ..and God said...
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2013, 09:26:13 AM »
Snicker :P
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Re: ..and God said...
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2013, 10:46:40 AM »
ROFL!!!  :D
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Re: ..and God said...
« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2013, 10:52:52 AM »
??? :'(  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: ..and God said...
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2013, 10:52:51 PM »
I didn't see that one coming  :D :D :D
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Re: ..and God said...
« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2013, 01:33:49 PM »
 :D :D Very funny
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Re: ..and God said...
« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2013, 01:48:11 PM »
& God said well I never thought I could get one until now



Now that is a good joke :D :D :D
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Re: ..and God said...
« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2013, 01:52:39 PM »
Haha.. thats a good one!
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