A dozen women attended a seminar titled, "How to live in a loving relationship with your husband". The women were asked," How many of you love your husbands"? All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband that you loved him"? Some women answered today, some said yesterday, and some said they could not remember. The moderator told the women to take out their phones and send their husbands the following text. "I love you sweetheart"!
Next they were told to exchange phones, and to read out the responses. Here are the responses.....
1. Who is this?
2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick?
3. I love you too!
4. What now? Did you crash the car again?
5. I don't understand what you mean?
6. What did you do now?
7. ?!!???
8. Don't beat around the bush, just tell me how much you need!
9. Am I dreaming?
10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die!
11. I thought we agreed that we would not drink during the day?
12. Your mother is coming to stay, isn't she?
