WORLDS SHORTEST IRISH JOKE........

[teesquare]

 

  And Irish guy walks out of a bar...........

[Ka Honu]

I think that falls more in the realm of fantasy fiction.

[teesquare]

O.k....But it is FUNNY fantasy/fiction! <G>

[smokeasaurus]

You won't see that one happen often........I used to either get carried out from either too many brewskies or too many fists to the face!!! Usually a combination of the both!!  I stay home these days!!

[teesquare]

Uh...speaking of fists in the face...Turtle...? Come clean....tell us what happened to yer mug?

[smokeasaurus]

Yeah, what made Mr. Hand turn into Mr. Fist??

[Ka Honu]

Come clean....tell us what happened

I'm much better now but I can't quite remember what did the actual damage ...

As I recall the day, first I jumped in front of a city bus and rescued a young mother and her baby. Then I got jumped by three muggers and it took a while to teach them some manners. Finally, I shared a bit more than a quart of Cabo reposado with a friend and did a self-propelled, tequila-fueled, face plant in my driveway.

Must have been one of the first two.  I know I'm not stupid enough to have done the last one (except maybe last Monday).

[teesquare]

I will vote for the Superman story!............


But....did the crowd get to see your big red  "S".......... ???


Seriously tho - that pavement shows no remorse. It can and will hurt you - and just lay there laughing about it. But trust me - it's brother - gravel - is no better

T

[smokeasaurus]

I don't recall hearing that story on the news or in the paper Turtle......because that story she is news-worthy!!