« Reply #-1 on: September 12, 2013, 10:28:50 AM »
Bubba has taken Rae Nell to a hide-a-way hotel so they could be alone for the weekend. After awhile he calls the desk clerk and this is a NSA recording of the conversation.
Desk Clerk: "Heavenly Hotel. How may I help you?"
Bubba: "You need to send someone up to my room immediately. I'm having an argument with my wife and she says she's going to jump out the window!"
Desk Clerk: "I sorry sir. That is a personal problem."
Bubba: "Listen you pencil neck idiot! The window won't open and THAT is a maintenance matter."
Dee
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