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Recipes => Recipes => Rubs, mops, sauces, GRAVYS and marinades => Topic started by: nepas on April 29, 2013, 04:18:50 PM

Title: Poison Marinade
Post by: nepas on April 29, 2013, 04:18:50 PM: POISON Marinade

1 tablespoon activated charcoal (found at health food stores )
4 tablespoons garlic powder
4 tablespoons onion powder
2 tablespoons seasoned salt
2 tablespoons ground celery seed
2 tablespoons ground black pepper
1 tablespoon parsley flakes
1 teaspoon allspice
1 teaspoon msg or accent
1 teaspoon sugar
1/2 teaspoon cayenne
1/2 teaspoon thyme
1/4 teaspoon ground turmeric
1/4 teaspoon ground marjoram
1/4 teaspoon ground ginger
1/8 teaspoon ground nutmeg
1/8 teaspoon rubbed sage
1/8 teaspoon ground dill

Mix with a wisk in a large bowl and bottle in a shaker holed large spice bottle
You can omit the msg/accent if you cant use it.

To kick it up a notch just add some ground red pepper
Title: Re: Poison Marinade
Post by: ACW3 on April 29, 2013, 04:27:20 PM: Okay, I'll ask the question. What protein are you planning on using this marinade with?

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Title: Re: Poison Marinade
Post by: CDN Smoker on April 29, 2013, 04:29:05 PM: Quote from: ACW3 on April 29, 2013, 04:27:20 PM
Okay, I'll ask the question. What protein are you planning on using this marinade with?

Art

X2, ya beat me ;D
Title: Re: Poison Marinade
Post by: Scallywag on April 29, 2013, 04:50:40 PM: Activated Charcoal??? Really?? In a rub??
Title: Re: Poison Marinade
Post by: Sam3 on April 29, 2013, 05:13:47 PM: I'm ascared. ???
Title: Re: Poison Marinade
Post by: muebe on April 29, 2013, 07:34:58 PM: Quote from: Scallywag on April 29, 2013, 04:50:40 PM
Activated Charcoal??? Really?? In a rub??

They make you swallow that stuff in the hospital if you overdose on pills or swallow poison :o
Title: Re: Poison Marinade
Post by: CDN Smoker on April 29, 2013, 08:02:03 PM: Quote from: muebe on April 29, 2013, 07:34:58 PM
Quote from: Scallywag on April 29, 2013, 04:50:40 PM
Activated Charcoal??? Really?? In a rub??

They make you swallow that stuff in the hospital if you overdose on pills or swallow poison :o

Didn't think our cooking was that bad, lol
Title: Re: Poison Marinade
Post by: sliding_billy on April 30, 2013, 03:33:50 AM: Gotta see where this goes. :D
Title: Re: Poison Marinade
Post by: ACW3 on April 30, 2013, 11:26:06 AM: If we ingest the activated charcoal from the marinade, will this temper the effects of eating smoked pickled eggs? We need a real-world test.

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Title: Re: Poison Marinade
Post by: nepas on April 30, 2013, 08:52:40 PM: Quote from: ACW3 on April 30, 2013, 11:26:06 AM
If we ingest the activated charcoal from the marinade, will this temper the effects of eating smoked pickled eggs? We need a real-world test.

Art

like a charcoal filter :D :D
Title: Re: Poison Marinade
Post by: ACW3 on April 30, 2013, 10:10:28 PM: Quote from: nepas on April 30, 2013, 08:52:40 PM
Quote from: ACW3 on April 30, 2013, 11:26:06 AM
If we ingest the activated charcoal from the marinade, will this temper the effects of eating smoked pickled eggs? We need a real-world test.

Art

like a charcoal filter :D :D

My thoughts, exactly!!

Art
Title: Re: Poison Marinade
Post by: teesquare on April 30, 2013, 10:11:40 PM: Quote from: ACW3 on April 30, 2013, 11:26:06 AM
If we ingest the activated charcoal from the marinade, will this temper the effects of eating smoked pickled eggs? We need a real-world test.

Art

Hmmm... I think it will help you blow smoke rings........ ;)
Title: Re: Poison Marinade
Post by: ACW3 on April 30, 2013, 10:43:05 PM: Tee,
Are you speaking from "real-world" experience, again?

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Title: Re: Poison Marinade
Post by: teesquare on April 30, 2013, 10:48:51 PM: I may indeed - be the prototype for the "bionic jetpack"....after burner included ;)
Title: Re: Poison Marinade
Post by: ACW3 on April 30, 2013, 11:23:31 PM: Quote from: teesquare on April 30, 2013, 10:48:51 PM
I may indeed - be the prototype for the "bionic jetpack"....after burner included ;)

Unfortunately, I can attest to that!

Art