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Offline nepas

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Poison Marinade
« Reply #-1 on: April 29, 2013, 04:18:50 PM »
POISON Marinade

 

1 tablespoon activated charcoal (found at health food stores )
4 tablespoons garlic powder
4 tablespoons onion powder
2 tablespoons seasoned salt
2 tablespoons ground celery seed
2 tablespoons ground black pepper
1 tablespoon parsley flakes
1 teaspoon allspice
1 teaspoon msg or accent
1 teaspoon sugar
1/2 teaspoon cayenne
1/2 teaspoon thyme
1/4 teaspoon ground turmeric
1/4 teaspoon ground marjoram
1/4 teaspoon ground ginger
1/8 teaspoon ground nutmeg
1/8 teaspoon rubbed sage
1/8 teaspoon ground dill

 

Mix with a wisk in a large bowl and bottle in a shaker holed large spice bottle
You can omit the msg/accent if you cant use it.

To kick it up a notch just add some ground red pepper
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Re: Poison Marinade
« on: April 29, 2013, 04:27:20 PM »
Okay, I'll ask the question.  What protein are you planning on using this marinade with?

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Re: Poison Marinade
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2013, 04:29:05 PM »
Okay, I'll ask the question.  What protein are you planning on using this marinade with?

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X2, ya beat me ;D
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Re: Poison Marinade
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2013, 04:50:40 PM »
Activated Charcoal??? Really?? In a rub??
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Re: Poison Marinade
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2013, 05:13:47 PM »
I'm ascared.  ???
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Re: Poison Marinade
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2013, 07:34:58 PM »
Activated Charcoal??? Really?? In a rub??

They make you swallow that stuff in the hospital if you overdose on pills or swallow poison :o
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Re: Poison Marinade
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2013, 08:02:03 PM »
Activated Charcoal??? Really?? In a rub??

They make you swallow that stuff in the hospital if you overdose on pills or swallow poison :o

Didn't think our cooking was that bad, lol
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Re: Poison Marinade
« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2013, 03:33:50 AM »
Gotta see where this goes.  :D
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Re: Poison Marinade
« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2013, 11:26:06 AM »
If we ingest the activated charcoal from the marinade, will this temper the effects of eating smoked pickled eggs?  We need a real-world test.

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Re: Poison Marinade
« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2013, 08:52:40 PM »
If we ingest the activated charcoal from the marinade, will this temper the effects of eating smoked pickled eggs?  We need a real-world test.

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like a charcoal filter  :D :D
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Re: Poison Marinade
« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2013, 10:10:28 PM »
If we ingest the activated charcoal from the marinade, will this temper the effects of eating smoked pickled eggs?  We need a real-world test.

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like a charcoal filter  :D :D

My thoughts, exactly!!

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Re: Poison Marinade
« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2013, 10:11:40 PM »
If we ingest the activated charcoal from the marinade, will this temper the effects of eating smoked pickled eggs?  We need a real-world test.

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Hmmm... I think it will help you blow smoke rings........ ;)
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Re: Poison Marinade
« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2013, 10:43:05 PM »
Tee,
Are you speaking from "real-world" experience, again?

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Re: Poison Marinade
« Reply #12 on: April 30, 2013, 10:48:51 PM »
I may indeed - be the prototype for the "bionic jetpack"....after burner included ;)
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Re: Poison Marinade
« Reply #13 on: April 30, 2013, 11:23:31 PM »
I may indeed - be the prototype for the "bionic jetpack"....after burner included ;)

Unfortunately, I can attest to that!

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