This doesn't fit tightly into any one category (other than "really, really bad for you") but my fiance convinced me since it includes duck eggs, bacon, maple syrup, and something similar to pancake batter, it deserves to be considered breakfast! Not that we're AT ALL rationalizing this artery abomination, pas du tout!
Used a basic yellow cake mix (substituting bacon grease for the vegetable oil), stirred in some chunks of smoked bacon, made up a frosting (maple extract, powdered sugar, maple syrup, and a dash of milk) and topped it off with (what else!) crispy bacon sprinkles.
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