You may, in the midst of all the hoo-hah about the new royal baby, have overlooked the fact that it is National Tequila Day.
http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2013/07/24/top-10-tequilas/Now, the booze in this article is all pretty pricey, so my advice would be to save a buck or two and just run down to the ABC and get yourself a bottle of Mexican Cactus Squeezins' -- five bucks should do it. Then, use the rest of your budget to prepay a good bail bondsman and a defense attorney.
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