How do you follow that? lol
I have always been outdoorsy. Once I discovered backpacking, I was gone, a lot. I joined a few backpacking forums but "backpacker" of course was never available, unless I was willing to use "backpacker5634239753". I can't remember numbers if my life depended on it. So, that was out, tried hiker, same problem. But after returning from a long trip, my then girlfriend stated, "hikerman you are finally home". A bell went off, it was available, and now it's history, old history at that.
But I never once woke up in a weenie costume.....that I can remember! Honest... Well, I'm pretty sure.