While marriage is a HOLY union , surely a wedding is the work of the devil
As my daughters wedding approaches Saturday I surely feel like Dante as he approached the gates of hell
Women are sneaky , daughter calls Tuesday to tell me to bring checkbook
Talked to wife ( she's been in New Orleans since Monday ) Wednesday & mentioned they had gone over budget & found out she had not been told & I was to soft & should have refused
Middle daughter calls ( maid of honor) she's fed up with mom & her sister & expects me to take her & friends in for the wedding drinking tonite ( Thursday) my treat!
It's a good thing I only have 2 daughters , couldn't afford another!
The one next to the old fat f----- is the bride
None of them are cheap dates
At least Lucy still loves me!