Let's Talk BBQ

General => General Discussion & Topics => Humor => Topic started by: Smokin Don on May 05, 2016, 06:18:03 PM

Title: My wife has her cooking down pat!
Post by: Smokin Don on May 05, 2016, 06:18:03 PM: I don’t give my wife enough credit. I usually do the cooking but when I don’t feel like it she can come up with a great meal in 20 to 25 minutes. Her menu offers a wide variety of sandwiches, pizzas, chicken, tacos and salads. The following is her steps to a fine meal!

1 Show me what’s on the menu
2 Call Beer & Wine Depot (Sandman) and make the order; usually ready in 20 to 25 minutes.
3 After the short wait back out of the garage and drive 3 blocks to pick up our dinner
4 Come home and pull in the garage
5 Bring food in and serve!

All kidding aside Sandman has the best pizza in town, his sandwiches don’t all taste like pizza and his broasted chicken is the best!

Smokin Don
Title: My wife has her cookig down pat!
Post by: Pappymn on May 05, 2016, 06:24:33 PM: My wife resembles that
Title: Re: My wife has her cookig down pat!
Post by: Pam Gould on May 05, 2016, 06:58:32 PM: It's called reservations..lol .☆´¯`•.¸¸. ི♥ྀ.
Title: Re: My wife has her cooking down pat!
Post by: muebe on May 06, 2016, 09:57:18 AM: I can relate with that....
Title: Re: My wife has her cooking down pat!
Post by: SmokinKat on May 06, 2016, 04:36:57 PM: Quote from: muebe on May 06, 2016, 09:57:18 AM
I can relate with that....

Can I get an amen!?!

A little throwback from the "James cooking" archives (on my BRAND NEW grill):

(http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae138/katrinarounds/Thebacon_zpsc354ea56.jpg) (http://s965.photobucket.com/user/katrinarounds/media/Thebacon_zpsc354ea56.jpg.html)

A moment of silence please for those two pounds of bacon that we shall never get back. :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: My wife has her cooking down pat!
Post by: hikerman on May 06, 2016, 05:10:22 PM: WoW Kat!
Oh yeah you get an amen!
Title: My wife has her cooking down pat!
Post by: Pappymn on May 06, 2016, 05:16:21 PM: Must be some story to go with that pic
Title: Re: My wife has her cooking down pat!
Post by: SmokinKat on May 06, 2016, 05:47:22 PM: Quote from: Pappymn on May 06, 2016, 05:16:21 PM
Must be some story to go with that pic

MAK had let me bring home a spankin' new 1 Star to do some testing on over a weekend, and James REALLY wanted to try it out, so I figured "What the heck, it's bacon. And you literally push ONE button. What harm can he do?"

A couple of "I wonder what this button does" and then:

(http://i649.photobucket.com/albums/uu214/SmokinKat/squi_zpsla1y62ko.jpg) (http://s649.photobucket.com/user/SmokinKat/media/squi_zpsla1y62ko.jpg.html)

Aaaand I'm no longer asked to take things home for testing. ;) I think even Tommy's Kimmie wouldn't have touched it with a ten foot pole. :)
Title: Re: My wife has her cooking down pat!
Post by: Smokin Don on May 06, 2016, 09:12:30 PM: Kat you would have to show that one!!! :) You tell James he needs to redeem himself!!! Don
Title: Re: My wife has her cooking down pat!
Post by: hikerman on May 07, 2016, 11:10:07 AM: Don, one question. When Mrs Smokin Don cooks....who pays? :D