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Title: After all this sad news over the last week I needed a joke
Post by: Tailgating is my game on June 17, 2016, 11:12:55 AM

There was once a blonde woman on a plane to Detroit. She was in the economy class, but after takeoff, she saw an empty seat in first class and moved there. An attendant saw her and said, "Excuse me, ma'am, but you have a ticket for economy class, not first. You cannot stay here." The blonde replied, "I can and I will." The attendant told the copilot, who came and talked to the woman. "Ma'am, we really can't have you staying in this seat, your ticket was for economy." "You can't make me move." The copilot told the captain, who tried to talk her out of the seat but it didn't work. Finally, a man who had heard what had been going on told the attendant to let him have a go at getting the woman out of the seat because he was married to a blonde too, so he knew how to deal with her. After a quick chat with her, she moved. The shocked attendant asked him how he did it. The man replied, "I told her first class wasn't going to Detroit."

Title: Re: After all this sad news over the last week I needed a joke
Post by: smokeasaurus on June 17, 2016, 11:18:22 AM

BAM  :D

Title: After all this sad news over the last week I needed a joke
Post by: rwalters on June 17, 2016, 11:45:08 AM

LOL!!

Title: Re: After all this sad news over the last week I needed a joke
Post by: tomcrete1 on June 17, 2016, 11:55:34 AM

Good One!  ;)

Title: Re: After all this sad news over the last week I needed a joke
Post by: tlg4942 on June 17, 2016, 12:53:18 PM

 :D :D :D :D :D

Title: Re: After all this sad news over the last week I needed a joke
Post by: Savannahsmoker on June 17, 2016, 12:54:21 PM

I like that one. ;D

Title: Re: After all this sad news over the last week I needed a joke
Post by: muebe on June 17, 2016, 02:59:15 PM

 :D :D :D

Title: Re: After all this sad news over the last week I needed a joke
Post by: TwoPockets on June 17, 2016, 04:23:20 PM

I think I dated her once, well maybe more than once.

Title: After all this sad news over the last week I needed a joke
Post by: Pappymn on June 17, 2016, 07:39:34 PM

Was that the former Mrs Tee?