Let's Talk BBQ
General => General Discussion & Topics => Humor => Topic started by: smokeasaurus on July 10, 2016, 10:24:43 AM
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Here is a funny one: Father I'm afraid I've been with a loose girl."
"Hmm, ok son, what was the girls name?"
"Oh I can't say."
"Was it Mary Jane?"
"No Father."
"Adalina Mozarelli?"
"My lips are sealed."
"How about Cindy King"
"I can never say."
"Oh come on boy, I'll find out soon enough. It was Tina King wasn't it!?"
"No."
"It has to be Tracy Cummings though!"
"Father I will never tell you."
"Ok fine, but for your sin you can't be alter boy for four months."
"Ok, Father"
The boy leaves and his friend asks, "So what'd you get?"
The boy responds, "Five good leads, and a four month vacation!" ;D
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Boom!
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And thus, the beginning of the little black book! :D
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To funny and being schooled in a parochial school in my youngere years I can relate to it.
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To funny and being schooled in a parochial school in my youngere years I can relate to it.
;D ;D ;D
Haha :D Me too Art and I still have the German-nun-caused scars to prove it! :D ;)
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To funny and being schooled in a parochial school in my youngere years I can relate to it.
;D ;D ;D
Haha :D Me too Art and I still have the German-nun-caused scars to prove it! :D ;)
I also, scare between two fingers on my right hand caused by a steel edge ruler because I wrote left handed which was writing as the devil would.
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To funny and being schooled in a parochial school in my youngere years I can relate to it.
;D ;D ;D
Haha :D Me too Art and I still have the German-nun-caused scars to prove it! :D ;)
I also, scare between two fingers on my right hand caused by a steel edge ruler because I wrote left handed which was writing as the devil would.
Do you remember her name Art?
We had 7 nuns and one lay teacher, they were all sweet except Sister Mary Lawrence. She doled out the corporal punishment for the whole school. I think she enjoyed it as I never once saw her smile. I've got scars from a heavy oak ruler a two footer that was obviously never used to measure anything! ???