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Title: Corned beef failure!!!
Post by: SmokinKat on October 20, 2016, 06:46:49 PM
Smokin' Pete made some super delicious looking corned beef he just posted: http://www.letstalkbbq.com/index.php?topic=18833.0;topicseen

What a coincidence!! We too were craving a nice low key comfort food of corned beef and cabbage just this very weekend!   Great minds, eh?

Weeeellllll......  Last week when we went grocery shopping, I didn't supervise James when I asked him to grab a few things for the cart.   

So when the time came to get the corned beef set up for the crock pot, I realized he'd gotten PURPLE cabbage instead of the usual green. D'oh!
Well, I'd be darned if I was going to go back to the store for just one thing, so I said bugger it, we'll just do it with the purple.  How bad can it be? 

Several hours later came up from working in the barn to this:  ??? ??? ???

(http://i649.photobucket.com/albums/uu214/SmokinKat/20161016_184747_zps6xiawnex.jpg) (http://s649.photobucket.com/user/SmokinKat/media/20161016_184747_zps6xiawnex.jpg.html)

This had to be by far the ugliest meal I have ever cooked!!

(http://i649.photobucket.com/albums/uu214/SmokinKat/20161016_184917_zpscnvrndjx.jpg) (http://s649.photobucket.com/user/SmokinKat/media/20161016_184917_zpscnvrndjx.jpg.html)

(http://i649.photobucket.com/albums/uu214/SmokinKat/20161016_215521_zpsvb2bhwje.jpg) (http://s649.photobucket.com/user/SmokinKat/media/20161016_215521_zpsvb2bhwje.jpg.html)

Looked like we'd cooked it in octopus ink!!!!

(http://i649.photobucket.com/albums/uu214/SmokinKat/20161016_185402_zpslg0yufs5.jpg) (http://s649.photobucket.com/user/SmokinKat/media/20161016_185402_zpslg0yufs5.jpg.html)

Tasted just fine, but... geez was that ever a mess to clean up!!!  Got a good chuckle out of it too at least!!
Title: Re: Corned beef failure!!!
Post by: Pam Gould on October 20, 2016, 07:15:39 PM
ROFL   .☆´¯`•.¸¸. ི♥ྀ.
Title: Corned beef failure!!!
Post by: Pappymn on October 20, 2016, 07:28:39 PM
Sounds like what happens when the wife picks up a few things for me....
Title: Re: Corned beef failure!!!
Post by: teesquare on October 20, 2016, 09:12:17 PM
It would taste great anyway - and I am certain that if Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder were judging it..they would declare it beautiful! ;D
Title: Re: Corned beef failure!!!
Post by: hikerman on October 20, 2016, 09:13:11 PM
 :D Funny story!  :D
Sometimes you just gotta do things yourself!  :D
And I agree with Tim!
Title: Re: Corned beef failure!!!
Post by: Smokin Don on October 20, 2016, 10:49:58 PM
Funny Kat but I did the same thing a while back, had blue cabbage!!! Forgot you need to cook it with some acid! My remedy is only cook green cabbage! :) Don
Title: Re: Corned beef failure!!!
Post by: Hub on October 21, 2016, 06:07:38 AM
This could only be more fun if you'd put some of those blue potatoes in it!

Hub
Title: Re: Corned beef failure!!!
Post by: teesquare on October 21, 2016, 08:04:50 AM
After thinking about it ( yes...it is one of my "strengths" that I think AFTER I comment.... :D :D :D  )  I think it would make a great Irish Halloween dish! You could use the color in your favor that way...A new recipe! Seasonal favorite!

Gotta know how to spin it! ;) :D :D :D
Title: Re: Corned beef failure!!!
Post by: tlg4942 on October 21, 2016, 09:16:30 AM
Now that's funny. The first thing I saw was Tms comment, then I scrolled up and saw the picture.... "What the heck????" Then I read your post....   Too funny
 I think Tims on to something with the halloween theme though....
Title: Re: Corned beef failure!!!
Post by: muebe on October 21, 2016, 10:34:38 AM
Looks like you could dye a shirt in that pot :P

Well at least he brought home a "cabbage" :D
Title: Re: Corned beef failure!!!
Post by: smoker pete on October 21, 2016, 11:20:50 AM
(http://i854.photobucket.com/albums/ab105/papa_peter/Emoticons/stunned_zps1fe1b4df.gif) ... Cabbage smaggage!!! - what's a little color among friends  8) 8)
Title: Re: Corned beef failure!!!
Post by: CDN Smoker on October 21, 2016, 06:25:10 PM
Some folks would call that borscht ;D
Title: Re: Corned beef failure!!!
Post by: SmokinKat on October 21, 2016, 07:25:52 PM
LOL  you all are the best!!  I'll have to work on my 'spin' next time I mangle a meal! :) hehehe

I can see it now:

James:  What in the name of all things holy is this?
Me: It's for Halloween. Try some.
James: But what... It looks like...
Me: No, really, it's a special holiday recipe, you'll like it.
James: ..............
Me:  IT'S FESTIVE, DANGIT!!! QUIT THE YAPPING AND EAT YOUR HALLOWEEN IRISH BORSCHT!!!   There are starving boys and ghouls that would be thankful for it!!!   snicker snicker snicker

Title: Re: Corned beef failure!!!
Post by: Pam Gould on October 21, 2016, 07:58:08 PM
I have a mystery meal every once in a while, with mystery meat..he's always scared, just sayin   .☆´¯`•.¸¸. ི♥ྀ.