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Title: Grounds for divorce
Post by: smokeasaurus on December 12, 2016, 12:07:44 PM
She must be dealt with. All her possessions should be tossed out in the gutter. No second chance. No reconciliation. She must go..................
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Title: Re: Grounds for divorce
Post by: DWard51 on December 12, 2016, 12:23:10 PM
Divorce?  Some would call for getting out the shovel and a bag of quick-lime....
Title: Re: Grounds for divorce
Post by: smokeasaurus on December 12, 2016, 12:35:33 PM
I also thought of "What do you say we go on a picnic?" and drive to Death Valley and some-how,accidentally,inadvertently leave and forget her there................... 8)
Title: Re: Grounds for divorce
Post by: Savannahsmoker on December 12, 2016, 01:47:21 PM
Time to go offshore and do some fishing.
Yes dear, you always wrap the anchor line around you for safety.
That's my plan to never have a divorce again. :)
Title: Re: Grounds for divorce
Post by: TMB on December 12, 2016, 03:42:59 PM
Time to go offshore and do some fishing.
Yes dear, you always wrap the anchor line around you for safety.
That's my plan to never have a divorce again. :)
:D :D :D :D     Except I never have been divorced   :)

Would also add, "OH your shoes?"  Gave them to the Red Cross ;)
Title: Re: Grounds for divorce
Post by: smokeasaurus on December 12, 2016, 06:18:27 PM
Ya know, people always seem to disappear on those cruises...might be worth the expense...........and not near as messy  8)
Title: Re: Grounds for divorce
Post by: hikerman on December 12, 2016, 06:23:14 PM
Well.....she could attend the first leg of a hunting trip.  ::)
Title: Re: Grounds for divorce
Post by: Savannahsmoker on December 12, 2016, 07:05:07 PM
Ya know, people always seem to disappear on those cruises...might be worth the expense...........and not near as messy  8)
Yep, "Lost at Sea" would be a nice tribute to this woman. ;D
Title: Re: Grounds for divorce
Post by: Pam Gould on December 12, 2016, 07:10:20 PM
day-um..you guys are mean.  just sayin   .☆´¯`•.¸¸. ི♥ྀ.
Title: Re: Grounds for divorce
Post by: AlanZ on December 12, 2016, 07:37:56 PM
I rather like this one...

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Title: Re: Grounds for divorce
Post by: DWard51 on December 12, 2016, 10:38:33 PM
But...... BBQ PORN!!!!!!!!!  Right?
Title: Re: Grounds for divorce
Post by: smokeasaurus on December 12, 2016, 10:42:42 PM
day-um..you guys are mean.  just sayin   .☆´¯`•.¸¸. ི♥ྀ.

Howdy Pam, I betcha if your guy sold your smokers you would make him take a long walk off a short pier  ;)
Title: Re: Grounds for divorce
Post by: jimsbarbecue on December 13, 2016, 12:19:09 AM
Wash all her clothes in hot water and hot water rinse. Then in the dryer at high heat, and don't forget the bleach.
Title: Re: Grounds for divorce
Post by: german-bbq on December 13, 2016, 07:21:32 AM
 ;D ;D ;D

I think I'm onto the right place right now...

...I've started buying BBQ-Stuff after my divorce, and I'm happy.

Cheers Knut
Title: Re: Grounds for divorce
Post by: tomcrete1 on December 13, 2016, 08:49:48 AM
I wonder how many wives look at what we write on here? ???
Title: Re: Grounds for divorce
Post by: Pam Gould on December 13, 2016, 10:24:25 AM
day-um..you guys are mean.  just sayin   .☆´¯`•.¸¸. ི♥ྀ.

Howdy Pam, I betcha if your guy sold your smokers you would make him take a long walk off a short pier  ;)
Lemme just say...he would starve first then all the guns would come up missing..then body parts..just sayin   .☆´¯`•.¸¸. ི♥ྀ.