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Title: Funny Stuff
Post by: smokeasaurus on July 10, 2017, 05:02:31 PM

Here is a funny one: Father I'm afraid I've been with a loose girl."
"Hmm, ok son, what was the girls name?"
"Oh I can't say."
"Was it Mary Jane?"
"No Father."
"Adalina Mozarelli?"
"My lips are sealed."
"How about Cindy King"
"I can never say."
"Oh come on boy, I'll find out soon enough. It was Tina King wasn't it!?"
"No."
"It has to be Tracy Cummings though!"
"Father I will never tell you."
"Ok fine, but for your sin you can't be alter boy for four months."
"Ok, Father"
The boy leaves and his friend asks, "So what'd you get?"
The boy responds, "Five good leads, and a four month vacation!"

Title: Re: Funny Stuff
Post by: RAD on July 10, 2017, 06:26:31 PM

Now that's using the system.  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Funny Stuff
Post by: Pappymn on July 10, 2017, 06:59:35 PM

Boom


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Title: Re: Funny Stuff
Post by: Tailgating is my game on July 10, 2017, 08:44:27 PM

lol

Title: Re: Funny Stuff
Post by: Smokin3d on July 10, 2017, 08:49:56 PM

I'm on my way to church.

Title: Re: Funny Stuff
Post by: Big Dawg on July 11, 2017, 11:01:01 AM

An oldy, but a goody ! !





BD

Title: Re: Funny Stuff
Post by: Roget on July 11, 2017, 11:25:03 AM

If you meet a girl on Saturday night, it will be in the strip club.
If you meet the same girl on Sunday morning, it will be in church.  ;) ;) ;)