Let's Talk BBQ
General => General Discussion & Topics => Humor => Topic started by: Pam Gould on December 27, 2011, 11:11:55 AM
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MEMORY TEST!
This is NOT a pushover test.
There are 20 questions. Average score is 12 .
This one will be difficult for the younger set.
Have fun, but no peeking!
When you forward this to your friends/family ,
Put your score in the subject line & let them know your score .
Don't forget to forward it to me , as well.
Good luck, youngsters.
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1. What builds strong bodies 12 ways?
A. Flintstones vitamins B. The Buttmaster
C. Spaghetti D. Wonder Bread
E. Orange Juice F. Milk
G.. Cod Liver Oil
2. Before he was Muhammed Ali, he was....
A. Sugar Ray Robinson B. Roy Orbison
C. Gene Autry D. Rudolph Valentino
E. Fabian F. Mickey Mantle
G. Cassius Clay
3. Pogo, the comic strip character said, 'We have met the enemy and...
A. It's you B. He is us
C. It's the Grinch D. He wasn't home
E. He's really mean F. We quit
G. He surrendered
4. Good night David.
A. Good night Chet B. Sleep well
C. Good night Irene D. Good night Gracie
E. See you later alligator F. Until tomorrow
G. Good night Steve
5. You'll wonder where the yellow went...
A. When you use Tide B. When you lose your crayons
C. When you clean your tub D. If you paint the room blue
E. If you buy a soft water tank F. When you use Lady Clairol
G. When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent
6. Before he was the Skipper's Little Buddy, Bob Denver was Dobie's friend...
A. Stuart Whitman B. Randolph Scott
C. Steve Reeves D. Maynard G. Krebbs
E. Corky B. Dork F. Dave the Whale
G. Zippy Zoo
7.. Liar, liar...
A. You're a liar B. Your nose is growing
C. Pants on fire D. Join the choir
E. Jump up higher F. On the wire
G. I'm telling Mom
8. Meanwhile, back in Metropolis, Superman fights a never ending battle for truth, justice and...
A. Wheaties B. Lois Lane
C. TV ratings D. World peace
E Red tights F.. The American way
G. News headlines
9. Hey kids! What time is it?
A. It's time for Yogi Bear B It's time to do your homework
C. It's Howdy Doody Time D. It's Time for Romper Room
E. It's bedtime F. The Mighty Mouse Hour
G. Scoopy Doo Time
10. Lions and tigers and bears...
A. Yikes B. Oh no
C. Gee whiz D. I'm scared
E. Oh my F. Help! Help!
G. Let's run
11. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone...
A. Over 40 B. Wearing a uniform
C. Carrying a briefcase D. Over 30
E. You don't know F. Who says, 'Trust me'
G. Who eats tofu
12. NFL quarterback who appeared in a television commercial wearing women's stockings...
A. Troy Aikman B. Kenny Stabler
C. Joe Namath D. Roger Staubach
E. Joe Montana F. Steve Young
G. John Elway
13. Brylcream...
A. Smear it on B. You'll smell great
C. Tame that cowlick D. Grease ball heaven
E.. It's a dream F. We're your team
G. A little dab'll do ya
14. I found my thrill...
A. In Blueberry muffins B. With my man, Bill
C. Down at the mill D. Over the windowsill
E. With thyme and dill F. Too late to enjoy
G. On Blueberry Hill
15. Before Robin Williams, Peter Pan was played by....
A. Clark Gable B. Mary Martin
C. Doris Day D. Errol Flynn
E. Sally Fields F. Jim Carey
G. Jay Leno
16. Name the Beatles...
A. John, Steve, George, Ringo B. John, Paul, George, Roscoe
C. John, Paul, Stacey, Ringo D. Jay, Paul, George, Ringo
E. Lewis, Peter, George, Ringo F. Jason, Betty, Skipper, Hazel
G. John, Paul, George, Ringo
17. I wonder, wonder, who.
A. Who ate the leftovers? B. Who did the laundry?
C. Was it you? D. Who wrote the book of love?
E. Who I am? F. Passed the test?
G. Knocked on the door?
18. I'm strong to the finish...
A. Cause I eats my broccoli B. Cause I eats me spinach
C. Cause I lift weights D. Cause I'm the hero
E.. And don't you forget it F. Cause Olive Oyl loves me
G. To outlast Bruto
19. When it's least expected, you're elected, you're the star today
A. Smile, you're on Candid Camera
B. Smile, you're on Star Search
C. Smile, you won the lottery
D. Smile, we're watching you
E. Smile, the world sees you
F. Smile, you're a hit
G. Smile, you're on TV
20. What do M & M's do?
A. Make your tummy happy
B. Melt in your mouth, not in your pocket
C. Make you fat
D. Melt your heart
E. Make you popular
F. Melt in your mouth, not in your hand
G. Come in colors
Below are the right answers:
1. D - Wonder Bread
2. G - Cassius Clay
3. B - He Is Us
4. A - Good night, Chet
5. G - When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent
6. D - Maynard G. Krebbs
7. C - Pants On Fire
8. F - The American Way
9. C - It's Howdy Doody Time
10. E - Oh My
11. D - Over 30
12. C - Joe Namath
13. G - A little dab'll do ya
14. G - On Blueberry Hill
15. B - Mary Martin
16. G - John, Paul, George, Ringo
17. D - Who wrote the book of Love
18. B - Cause I eats me spinach
19. A - Smile, you're on Candid Camera
20.. F - Melt In Your Mouth Not In Your Hand
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I don't know whether to be proud or embarrassed, I got 20 out of 20. And I knew 18 of them without even looking at the multiple choices. I didn't realize question four was about the Huntley / Brinkley report until I read the choices and I knew question five was for toothpaste but couldn't remember which brand until I read the choices.
I don't get out much.
Bill
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I got 17 should have been 18 but was not thinking right on #3 I knew the quote just didn't remember who said it. :-[
But I ain' that old either 8) ( I feel 75 but i'm 45 1/2) ;)
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Tommy..your still a baby boy..got some growing to do..so get with the program..ya did good any way. Pam ★*˚°。°
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I got 19!!
I missed #4
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Smoke I missed #3..amazing what you forget. The rest were very easy. Pam ★*˚°。°
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I got 14 right :o
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I got 14 right :o
Your young tho..ya did good. Pam ★*˚°。°
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18 right. missed #3 and #4.
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I got 14 right :o
Muebe your just a pup ;D wait till you hit 40 and feel like your 70+ !! :o
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20 for 20....but I am old
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20 of 20, knew all of them but #19 without looking at the multiple choice answers.
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Well I guess it's good I got them all correct (without looking at the choices). I'm obviously old but at least the Alzheimer's hasn't set in yet.
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I got 20 too :(
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I am in the 20/20 club....( now - where did I put my glasses...? ::) )
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18 - missed 10 and 11
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I got 19. Missed #10. Dee
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IR & dee - You were obviously way too sober back in the day to have the really important stuff burned into your brains. The good news is that you still have time to make up for your earlier lapses (but probably not for your Lhasa Apsos).
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I got 19. Missed #10. Dee
OHHHH Dee..that was the Wizard of Oz..I know you had kids..you forgot that you knew that one. *W* Pam ★*˚°。°