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General => General Discussion & Topics => Humor => Topic started by: Pam Gould on December 29, 2011, 11:58:05 AM
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A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and
asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them
staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer,
and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw
out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behaviour.
Shortly before landing in New York , she used the intercom to announce to
the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans ,
please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them.
Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think.
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Loved it!
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A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and
asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them
staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer,
and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw
out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behaviour.
Shortly before landing in New York , she used the intercom to announce to
the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans ,
please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them.
Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think.
★*˚°。°
3. Some people will do anything for a case of crabs :o ::) ;)
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Pam tells funny stories ;D
Here is a couple quick ones for ya
Hear about the blond that tried to spray paint a chain link fence?
Ever stick a blond in a round room and tell her there is a penny in the corner?
What are two things in the air that can get a blond pregnant? Her feet!!
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Pam tells funny stories ;D
I think Pam might have been a stewardess.... ;D ;D ;D
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I am sure hoping she aint a blonde!! :o
I used to have blonde hair so I can get away with telling blonde jokes ::)
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Yeah...I used to have blonde hair too...Now it is "platinum blonde"... ;D
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All I know is whether my wife is blond, brunette, or red head THIS WEEK....she is the smart one, she is the boss, she is the one in charge and knowing that makes me the smartest one.
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All I know is whether my wife is blond, brunette, or red head THIS WEEK....she is the smart one, she is the boss, she is the one in charge and knowing that makes me the smartest one.
Better ( and likely truer) words were never spoken by a (happily) married man! And it does not hurt the brownie point score to re-inforce this ideal occasionally ;D
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About time you guys are catching on...lol. I have been a blond, a redhead, brunette and by far..RED was the best. Drove my dad crazy when I started beauty school tho. He never know what color I was going to be. Good memories. Pam ★*˚°。°