Let's Talk BBQ
General => General Discussion & Topics => Humor => Topic started by: ACW3 on March 10, 2013, 10:16:50 PM
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Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES'.
You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.
And furthermore...
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a
'BREASTED AMERICAN'.
2. She is not 'EASY' - She is
'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE'.
3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a
'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY'.
4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a
'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION'.
5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes
'VERBALLY REPETITIVE'.
6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a
'LOW COST PROVIDER'.
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a
'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY'.
2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is
'OVERLY CAUCASIAN'.
3.. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He
'INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS'.
4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in
'FOLLICLE REGRESSION'.
5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of
'RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION'.
6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's
'TROUSER CLEAVAGE'.
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LOL! I've had a hearty laugh for the day! TY! ;D
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As a dude I would like to say with pride, I suffer from 1 to 6.
Don't judge me