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General => General Discussion & Topics => Humor => Topic started by: teesquare on January 24, 2012, 08:19:45 PM

Title: MARRIAGE COUNSELING.....
Post by: teesquare on January 24, 2012, 08:19:45 PM
 


 
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counselling.  When asked what the problem was,









the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.


 


On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.


 


Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched-with a raised eyebrow.


 


The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.


The therapist turned to the husband and said, 'this is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?'


 


'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."


 


 


 
Title: Re: MARRIAGE COUNSELING.....
Post by: TentHunteR on January 24, 2012, 08:38:00 PM
HA HA HA!!!!!!!!  ::) :P ;D
Title: Re: MARRIAGE COUNSELING.....
Post by: TMB on January 25, 2012, 08:55:25 AM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D   Good way to start the m,orning thanks!
Title: Re: MARRIAGE COUNSELING.....
Post by: africanmeat on January 30, 2012, 02:03:14 PM
this  is funny

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