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Title: Why I've been practicing on a gasser
Post by: LostArrow on July 06, 2013, 08:42:18 AM
My wife has a "New Master Plan" :o
Over the next two years we will sell our bigger house in Jackson.
Get a 1 bedroom appt. in New Orleans.
Move into the 2 bedroom condo my son lives in now in Jackson.
First step she rented a appt. in New Orleans & moving in this weekend.
It's a complex, only allows outdoor cooking on the complexes gas grill.
It's a decent Lynx gasser SS grates, searing station etc.
Ill be able to grill, thinking ill bring ribs, butts , partially cooked & smoked for reheating here.

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Title: Re: Why I've been practicing on a gasser
Post by: muebe on July 06, 2013, 08:49:55 AM
You cannot even cook on an electric grill?
Title: Re: Why I've been practicing on a gasser
Post by: Hub on July 06, 2013, 10:05:02 AM
Don't think I could live there -- need smoke!  Good luck with your experiments and keep us posted on how it goes.

Hub
Title: Why I've been practicing on a gasser
Post by: mikecorn.1 on July 06, 2013, 10:09:07 AM
Are you able to at least use an Amazn smoker to put inside the gasser to add smoke?


Mike
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Title: Why I've been practicing on a gasser
Post by: GrillGeek on July 06, 2013, 10:15:57 AM
Find a place just off the property and cool there...
Title: Why I've been practicing on a gasser
Post by: Pappymn on July 06, 2013, 10:22:13 AM
I can see the line forming now. Good luck LA
Title: Re: Why I've been practicing on a gasser
Post by: veryolddog on July 06, 2013, 11:01:15 AM
You are not going to like this, Man! Dude! Whatever.

I suggest that you find yourself something around 45, blond, very pretty, good strong legs and no cellulite, and peaking sexually. I can assure you that you will be "smokin" on a regular basis doing what you want to do. LOL.

Life is short, then you die.

Live it the way you want.

Beware of stairs.

Ed
Title: Re: Why I've been practicing on a gasser
Post by: GusRobin on July 06, 2013, 11:45:38 AM
You can still do somewhat low and slow ribs. Use offset heat and amazn smoke tube.  Can do ribs that way. Butts you can do for the smoke part and then transfer to your oven.
Title: Re: Why I've been practicing on a gasser
Post by: Ka Honu on July 06, 2013, 12:23:10 PM
A ONE bedroom apartment in New Orleans?  Really?  Where's the guest room for SWMBO and me?
Title: Re: Why I've been practicing on a gasser
Post by: Keymaster on July 06, 2013, 01:01:13 PM
A ONE bedroom apartment in New Orleans?  Really?  Where's the guest room for SWMBO and me?
Didn't you see the signs.. No diving, no lifeguards, No BBQ's and no turtles in the pool ;)

"NO"
Title: Re: Why I've been practicing on a gasser
Post by: TwoPockets on July 06, 2013, 01:24:58 PM
You are not going to like this, Man! Dude! Whatever.

I suggest that you find yourself something around 45, blond, very pretty, good strong legs and no cellulite, and peaking sexually. I can assure you that you will be "smokin" on a regular basis doing what you want to do. LOL.

Life is short, then you die.

Live it the way you want.

Beware of stairs.

Ed

John already has a wife that is hotter than he can handle.
Title: Re: Why I've been practicing on a gasser
Post by: sliding_billy on July 06, 2013, 01:53:09 PM
This does not sound like a good master plan at all.
Title: Re: Why I've been practicing on a gasser
Post by: LostArrow on July 06, 2013, 03:09:45 PM
You are not going to like this, Man! Dude! Whatever.

I suggest that you find yourself something around 45, blond, very pretty, good strong legs and no cellulite, and peaking sexually. I can assure you that you will be "smokin" on a regular basis doing what you want to do. LOL.

Life is short, then you die.

Live it the way you want.

Beware of stairs.

Ed


It would be a VERY short life ???
Title: Why I've been practicing on a gasser
Post by: Pappymn on July 06, 2013, 03:18:54 PM
I can see the line to use the grill now. ???

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Title: Re: Why I've been practicing on a gasser
Post by: RAD on July 06, 2013, 03:21:07 PM
Is there a signup sheet for the grill?  ???
Title: Re: Why I've been practicing on a gasser
Post by: muebe on July 06, 2013, 03:59:12 PM
That thing is begging for a TendaRub cook ;)
Title: Re: Why I've been practicing on a gasser
Post by: veryolddog on July 06, 2013, 04:09:06 PM
Seriously, the down sizing idea is a good one. My wife and I did that last year. We moved from a 3000 square foot home with 3 acres of mowing to a 2500 sq. home on .2 of an acre. That alone practically saved my life. We purchased a brand new home with high energy efficiency and our electric bills for heat, hot water, cooking, and A/C are less than $150 per month and in Texas that is very good. All of our expenses are lower. And, everything is under warranty bumper to bumper for the next 3 years. It takes me 30 minutes to mow the yard and that is because I am limping around following the self propelled mower. What made this even sweeter is that we after we sold the old home and purchased this new one, we put $100,000.00 in the bank.

Just another thought, living within proximity of children is fine. Living next to children is not such a good idea. We are 12 to 15 miles from our kids which is a safe distance in the same town. We are close enough to enjoy them.

By the way, my wife and I have been married for 30 years. She was 24 and I was 40 when we got married. I was a widower raising 3 kids and she became their Mom and raised them. There is something to be positively said for being a horny old man of 70 with extraordinary high levels of testosterone and having a smoking hot wife. Gives me something to live for.  :P

Just saying,

Ed
Title: Why I've been practicing on a gasser
Post by: Pappymn on July 06, 2013, 05:18:17 PM
I think very old dog and I could hang together just fine. ;)
Title: Re: Why I've been practicing on a gasser
Post by: Jaxon on July 07, 2013, 09:39:22 AM
From what I read, you will be living in a condo in Jackson and keeping an apartment for visiting in NO,  right?
So the gasser will be just a once in a while thing?
I can see lines forming quickly as you get to cookin' down there and the smoke starts risin'.
You'll probably start giving lessons after the first cook.
Sounds like a good plan...
Especially when the Saints are playing at home.
Title: Re: Why I've been practicing on a gasser
Post by: LostArrow on July 07, 2013, 04:36:58 PM
Their will be some advantages to the location!
10 resturants within walking distance, 5 nice bars & 2 hole in the wall bars only one 24/7 bar ::)
Street car stop 30 yards from front door!

Pic of building

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Pic from door of building

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Title: Re: Why I've been practicing on a gasser
Post by: drholly on July 07, 2013, 04:39:13 PM
Sounds like a great location. I bet as soon as the rest of the residents get a whiff of your cooks on the grill you will be granted special status to use anytime you wish!
Title: Re: Why I've been practicing on a gasser
Post by: LostArrow on July 07, 2013, 04:55:53 PM
Sounds like a great location. I bet as soon as the rest of the residents get a whiff of your cooks on the grill you will be granted special status to use anytime you wish!
Don't think it'll be a problem to use grill.
Grilled salmon, veggie kabobs, & corn last nite.
Talked with a younger resident who was grilling, only 3-4 people use the grill.
Title: Re: Why I've been practicing on a gasser
Post by: drholly on July 07, 2013, 04:58:06 PM
Sounds like a great location. I bet as soon as the rest of the residents get a whiff of your cooks on the grill you will be granted special status to use anytime you wish!
Don't think it'll be a problem to use grill.
Grilled salmon, veggie kabobs, & corn last nite.
Talked with a younger resident who was grilling, only 3-4 people use the grill.

They probably heard you were coming and just gave up...  ;)
Enjoy!
Title: Re: Why I've been practicing on a gasser
Post by: Jaxon on July 08, 2013, 08:18:04 PM
LA, are you going to be living in the apartment in N O, or in a condo in Jackson?

It sounded to me like the apartment was for your frequent visits to N O...