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Title: Oops!
Post by: tnjimbob on January 16, 2014, 11:13:39 AM

A Pastor told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark Chapter 17...." The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The Pastor smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying.

Our preacher often jokes about a certain verse or two that comes from 1 Hezekiah, which usually prompts a chuckle from the congregation. He could use the same story as above, since there is no book of Hezekiah in the Bible.  ;)

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Post by: sliding_billy on January 16, 2014, 11:15:41 AM

 :D

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Post by: Pam Gould on January 16, 2014, 12:44:29 PM

I like him already...☆´¯`•.¸¸. ིྀ

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Post by: HighOnSmoke on January 16, 2014, 07:01:22 PM

 :D

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Post by: TMB on January 16, 2014, 08:55:24 PM

 :D :D :D   I like him!

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Post by: muebe on January 16, 2014, 08:57:34 PM

 :D

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Post by: Hub on January 17, 2014, 08:06:21 AM

I've gotten a lot of very enjoyable mileage out of the Book of Hezekiah over the years  8)

Hub

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Post by: africanmeat on January 17, 2014, 09:46:59 AM

 :)