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Offline deestafford

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Cletus's wife's cosmetics
« Reply #-1 on: September 05, 2014, 12:47:11 PM »
Cletus's wife, Emma Lou, had just recently received the "magic" cosmetic cream  guaranteed to make "you look years younger" she ordered from a TV ad.  She had been using it for three nights and was sitting at the bedroom mirror applying this miracle product when Cletus walked in.

"Cletus, Honey. Honestly now. What age would you say I look like?

Looking her over carefully, Cletus told her, "Judging from your skin 20; from your hair 18; and judging from your figure, 25."

She jumped up, ran across the room and grabbed him in a big old bear hug while planting  wet kisses all over him.

"Whoa.  Hold on woman!  I ain't added 'em all up yet."

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Re: Cletus's wife's cosmetics
« on: September 05, 2014, 12:52:41 PM »
ooops.....  ??? ??? ??? ;) ;D
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Re: Cletus's wife's cosmetics
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2014, 01:00:23 PM »
And that's when the fight broke out.  :P
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Re: Cletus's wife's cosmetics
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2014, 01:21:52 PM »
That's cute.
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Re: Cletus's wife's cosmetics
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2014, 02:41:57 PM »
Cletus should be out of intensive care in about a week.
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Re: Cletus's wife's cosmetics
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2014, 02:53:17 PM »
Quote from: TwoPockets on September 05, 2014, 02:41:57 PM
Cletus should be out of intensive care in about a week.

The first time!  ???
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Re: Cletus's wife's cosmetics
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2014, 03:06:24 PM »
 :D
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Re: Cletus's wife's cosmetics
« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2014, 03:39:33 PM »
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Re: Cletus's wife's cosmetics
« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2014, 03:58:53 PM »
Quote from: hikerman on September 05, 2014, 02:53:17 PM
Quote from: TwoPockets on September 05, 2014, 02:41:57 PM
Cletus should be out of intensive care in about a week.

The first time!  ???

I heard that after two weeks Cletus was able to open one eye, vision was a little fuzzy but he's gonna be okay. Cletus will live to open mouth and insert food again. :P :P :P
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Re: Cletus's wife's cosmetics
« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2014, 05:14:33 PM »
 :D :D
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