dee - I tried to send you a package but the post office said that since I didn't have a street address for you I'd have to use "general delivery" and I knew you weren't one of them generals so I ate it myself. Sorry.
tee - We have never been required to use pineapples in our cooking although we used to be encouraged to do so when we actually grew them here. The law simply states that we're not allowed to publicly laugh at or use the term "f*cking idiot" when describing someone who thinks adding pineapple and soy sauce to anything/everything makes it "Hawaiian."