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Offline TMB

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You know you live in Alabama........
« Reply #-1 on: January 26, 2015, 10:07:34 PM »
OK pmillen and Smoke laugh about their states well...............

You know you live in Alabama when ..

1. You have Redneck's that are real rocket scientist 
2.  Someone named Bubba owns a Sushi Bar called "Bubba's Shusi" 
3.  You have a 300 foot Saturn V rocket standing on the side of an interstate
4.  The weather guys gets tired of saying "tornado" and starts call it a "Mesocyclone"
5. A tornado warning is just another weather event.
6.  One inch of snow shuts the city down for days
7. The Redneck Riviera is at the end of your state
8. The mayor of a large city owns a liqueur store
9. You throw Catfish on the ice at a hockey game after a goal
10. Monster trucks are an everyday sight on the roads
11. Even Google earth won't go down some of the back roads here
12. We really have a Dam-Store near a dam ;)
13. New houses all have Safe-Rooms built in
14. When eating out, the restaurant better serve hush puppies before the meal
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Re: You know you live in Alabama........
« on: January 26, 2015, 10:25:36 PM »
 :D
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Re: You know you live in Alabama........
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2015, 10:39:48 PM »
I am not sure if that is more funny - or more true...but it is BOTH.... :D
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Re: You know you live in Alabama........
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2015, 07:17:49 AM »
 :D :D
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Re: You know you live in Alabama........
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2015, 11:26:24 AM »
I am getting a clearer picture of who you are, Tommy. 

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Re: You know you live in Alabama........
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2015, 12:34:42 PM »
A few more Kimmie pointed out...

1.  Eating at Cracker Barrel is "Fine Dinning"  ;)
2. We don't know what a POP or SODA is only COKE!
3. We don't live in trailers we live in Can-O- Miniums  :D :D
4. Road kill can be good eats  ;)
5. School warning bells are like this.  (1) ring Fire so get out   (2) rings tornado/bad weather take cover (3) rings cows are out of the fence or no one allowed outside to play.
6. In north Alabama 90% of cars crashing during snow is caused by Yankee's that think we know how to drive in snow, so they try to pass us 'cause we will get out of their way  :D :D :D :D
7.  PETA shows up to protest, we show up with dead deer on our hoods just to show what we killed while hunting .
8.  Red Man chew is the preferred go too for pitchers in baseball !
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Re: You know you live in Alabama........
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2015, 02:53:17 PM »
Maybe Wendy and I should have moved to Bama  :D :D
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Re: You know you live in Alabama........
« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2015, 05:42:00 PM »
 :) ;) :D ;D :P
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