OK pmillen and Smoke laugh about their states well...............
You know you live in Alabama when ..
1. You have Redneck's that are real rocket scientist
2. Someone named Bubba owns a Sushi Bar called "Bubba's Shusi"
3. You have a 300 foot Saturn V rocket standing on the side of an interstate
4. The weather guys gets tired of saying "tornado" and starts call it a "Mesocyclone"
5. A tornado warning is just another weather event.
6. One inch of snow shuts the city down for days
7. The Redneck Riviera is at the end of your state
8. The mayor of a large city owns a liqueur store
9. You throw Catfish on the ice at a hockey game after a goal
10. Monster trucks are an everyday sight on the roads
11. Even Google earth won't go down some of the back roads here
12. We really have a Dam-Store near a dam
13. New houses all have Safe-Rooms built in
14. When eating out, the restaurant better serve hush puppies before the meal