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Offline drholly

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« Reply #-1 on: May 28, 2015, 10:29:12 AM »
Wife walked into the kitchen. Husband has fly swatter in hand. She asked if he is having any luck. He said he killed 3 male flies and 2 female flies. She asked how he could tell the sex of the flies? He said the 3 male flies he killed were on beer cans and the 2 female flies he killed were on the phone.  ::) ::) 8)

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« on: May 28, 2015, 10:38:59 AM »
Boom!
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Offline ACW3

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« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2015, 10:47:14 AM »
I liked it.  My wife, not so much.

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Re: Flies
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2015, 10:51:26 AM »
HA HA!!!   Problem is Kimmie love BEER and the PHONE ;)
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Re: Flies
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2015, 11:01:49 AM »
Quote from: TMB on May 28, 2015, 10:51:26 AM
HA HA!!!   Problem is Kimmie love BEER and the PHONE ;)
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Re: Flies
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2015, 03:29:10 PM »
OY! :D
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Re: Flies
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2015, 03:30:31 PM »
 :D :D :D
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« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2015, 03:56:25 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Flies
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2015, 05:29:38 PM »
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Re: Flies
« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2015, 02:23:03 PM »
 :D
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Re: Flies
« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2015, 05:56:32 PM »
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