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Offline Keymaster

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Turkey madness
« Reply #-1 on: October 15, 2012, 01:36:54 PM »
Every year I  have to smell the commisary cookin these turkeys right next to the locksmith shop and not once in 8 years has anyone ever offered me a plate :)



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Re: Turkey madness
« on: October 15, 2012, 02:24:09 PM »
That is just plain wrong!! >:(
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Re: Turkey madness
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2012, 02:27:03 PM »
Sounds like you need to sneak yourself a piece Key ;)
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Re: Turkey madness
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2012, 02:33:08 PM »

Change their locks..   ;)

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Re: Turkey madness
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2012, 02:40:39 PM »
They'll never miss a leg.  ;D
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Re: Turkey madness
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2012, 03:48:19 PM »
Just do what the guy in the pic is doing and help yourself to a hunk or two  :D ;)   Looks like its BYOK (bring your own knife)
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Re: Turkey madness
« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2012, 04:00:51 PM »
Sometimes its hard smellin all that food there cookin and cant have none.  That guy with the knife is new this year, not zactly sure what he was doin and didnt ask :o

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Re: Turkey madness
« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2012, 04:52:08 PM »
I say bring a cooker to work run you a few butts and turkeys in it and make them suffer when they are cooking regular food  ;D
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Re: Turkey madness
« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2012, 04:57:24 PM »

There you go...   SRG a yard bird in the parking lot.

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Re: Turkey madness
« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2012, 05:17:58 PM »
Thats exactly what i'll do :) see how they like it hah :o

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Re: Turkey madness
« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2012, 06:03:13 PM »
You might be able to work out a trade.....some butt for some bird.......( No innuendos were used in this analogy - to prevent folow up  posters from using Jerry Sandusky quotes.... :D ;D ;) ??? ::) )
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