The Turtle had to go to the doctor for his annual physical and the doc looked at him, being the physical speciman he is, and asked him about his daily phyical activity level.
The Turtle leaned back in the chair and said, "Well, yesterday morning, I waded along the edge of a lake, escaped from wild dogs in heavy brush, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in the patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand and jumped away from an agressive rattlesnake."
Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "Wow. That's amazing. I knew you were in special ops and all that when you were in the Army but I thought you would have slowed down after being out all these years. You must be some outdoorsman!"
"No," The Turtle replied, "I'm just a lousy golfer."
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