Day before yesterday Cletus brought this young fellow home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 PM after work.
Gladys, his wife, screamed at him as his friend listened in, "My hair and make up are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight!!! What in the he11 did you bring him home for?!!?"
Cletus replied, "Because he's thinking about getting married......"
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