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Offline deestafford

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« Reply #-1 on: August 03, 2013, 10:24:04 AM »
During their most recent hunting trip, Tim was educating Art about marriage by spouting off some pearls of wisdom:

Tim, "Marriage is like a deck of cards."

Art, "How so?"

Tim, "In the beginning all  you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade."

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Re: Marriage
« on: August 03, 2013, 11:47:45 AM »
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Re: Marriage
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2013, 04:41:59 PM »
And a good defense attorney.... :D
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Re: Marriage
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2013, 04:46:24 PM »
My advice (after 22 years of marriage...) is to marry a woman who dreads the idea of finding someone new who will put up with her as much as you dread the idea of finding someone new who can deal with you.
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