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Offline tnjimbob

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Long winded preacher
« Reply #-1 on: October 25, 2013, 10:30:10 AM »
OK, just one more for today... I promise.   8)


Two old ladies were sitting in the front pew at church, and the preacher was really wound up. He was going on and on and on about hell fire and damnation.

One old lady leaned over and said to her friend, "The preacher has gone on for so long that my butt has fallen asleep."

The friend replied, "I know -- I heard it snore a couple of times."
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Offline Don O

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Re: Long winded preacher
« on: October 25, 2013, 10:41:17 AM »
OK, that's funny  :D
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Offline sliding_billy

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Re: Long winded preacher
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2013, 10:41:33 AM »
Oh my!
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Re: Long winded preacher
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2013, 12:06:29 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Long winded preacher
« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2013, 01:43:10 PM »
 ??? 8) ;D
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