I had a box of the Harry Potter ones. There was earwax, dirt, puke, etc. The puke one tasted dead like it. Horrible. Great prank food.
These though, I think I'd like them.
Did anyone ever try the Mountain Dew johnson City Gold? It was a malted, beer-like Mountain Dew that was a tad too sweet but soooooo good. Everyone hated it. In fact instead of just not buying it again, people complained so bad and so much that they discontinued it almost immediately. Bunch of pansies. There were people that liked and bought it.