I have noticed that the grammar and writing in many posts has decreased recently. As a self taught lexoconist and grammarterian I feel it is my duty to do something about it. Therefore, I am providing the following guidelines to assist y'all in your writings and posts:
To avoid looking ignorant, do not use no double negatives.
Cooks, remember that verbs has to agree with their subjects.
Use capital letters for places like nyc, dallas, and atlanta.
Badd spelling will detract from an otherwize excellent repport of a cook.
Each pronound should agree with their antecedent.
Just between you and I, case is important.
Beware of sinister irregular verbs which has cropped up.
A good poster must not shift your point of view.
If you must resort to dangling, never use participles.
Write good, join clauses good like a conjunction should.
And never use conjunctions to start your sentences.
Do not ever use a run-on sentence you have to punctuate it.
A few thoughts about sentence fragments.
In longer posts and stuff like that I suggests using commas to keep strings of words separated.
But, do not ever, use commas, which are not, necessary.
Remember fella's, it is important to use apostrophe's right.
Do not abbev. unless absolutely necessary.
Proof your posts. Check to see if you any words out.
In my opinion the author of a post when he is writing should not get into the daily bad habit of making use of too many needless and unnecessary and extra words which he does not really need to use in his written post to the rest of us here on the site.
Never, never, never use a preposition to end a sentence with.
---Last but not least, avoid cliches like the plague---
Now, with the above guidance, I hopes the quality of writtings in these here posts will go up.
Dee
