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Offline deestafford

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« Reply #-1 on: June 20, 2013, 09:40:42 PM »
As is the custom with many churches the pastor of the Baptist Church called all the children down to the front to deliver the Easter morning children's sermon.

"Today is Easter and all of you look so handsome and beautiful in your Easter clothes.  Today we are going to talk about the Resurrection.  Do any of y'all know what the Resurrection is?"  asked the pastor.

One little boy's hand shot up and the pastor said, "Please tell us what the resurrection is."

The little boy, proud that he knew the answer, said in a loud voice, "When you get one lasting more than four hours, you gotta call the doctor!"

It took a solid ten minutes before the pastor could speak and there was so much laughter going on that his sermon was probably forgotten but that boy's voice won't be.

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Re: Resurrection
« on: June 20, 2013, 09:42:50 PM »
  :D :D :D :D :D    LOL!!!!!
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Re: Resurrection
« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2013, 09:59:54 PM »
I am sorry, I don't get it ??? ??? ???
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Re: Resurrection
« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2013, 10:19:05 PM »
Have you seen the Viagra commercials on TV saying if you have an "erection" for over four hours call a doctor?  Dee
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Re: Resurrection
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2013, 10:49:48 PM »
That one statement sells more Viagra than anything.
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Re: Resurrection
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2013, 12:08:12 AM »
Quote from: TwoPockets on June 20, 2013, 10:49:48 PM
That one statement sells more Viagra than anything.

I bet you are right! Brilliant marketing.

Loved the story, Dee.
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Re: Resurrection
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2013, 06:58:30 AM »
I tell y'all if I ever had that "four hour problem" and had to go to the emergency room I'd have that hospital gown they give you turned around backwards.  Then I'd been walking down the hall pointing and telling the people, "Hey, look at this!  Look at THIS thing!  Wow!" 

The thing they don't say in that commercial is the visit to the emergency room is for your wife....after four hours she's had it and needs medical care!

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Re: Resurrection
« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2013, 07:57:23 AM »
Quote from: deestafford on June 21, 2013, 06:58:30 AM
I tell y'all if I ever had that "four hour problem" and had to go to the emergency room I'd have that hospital gown they give you turned around backwards.  Then I'd been walking down the hall pointing and telling the people, "Hey, look at this!  Look at THIS thing!  Wow!" 

The thing they don't say in that commercial is the visit to the emergency room is for your wife....after four hours she's had it and needs medical care!

Dee

Dee if you did that they might try to arrest you for indecent exposure, but if they did the case would get thrown out for insufficient evidence.
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Re: Resurrection
« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2013, 08:20:04 AM »
 :D ;D
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Re: Resurrection
« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2013, 10:58:32 AM »
Quote from: TwoPockets on June 20, 2013, 10:49:48 PM
That one statement sells more Viagra than anything.
The problem with an erection lasting more than 4 hours is your @#$% falls off :o
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Re: Resurrection
« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2013, 01:51:20 PM »
Sorry for the correction...I adjusted the name of the body part....just trying to say a little more family friendly! ;) ;D
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